Alana Evans

Ninja for life! That’s my motto these days. I am SuperPinkNinja also know as Alana Evans. I am an OG Gamer MILF! I’ve been playing video games since the days of Atari baby. Nothing felt as good as having my joystick in hand breaking bricks in Pong. I can remember the day my step Dad brought the Atari home. My sister and I would fight over playing, which usually ended with us hair pulling. lol I can remember spending hours playing my favorite Atari game, Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Ark. Back then, we were stoked to have tiny block figures killing snakes and buying goods at the Black Market. I spent a lot of time and quarters in the arcade playing OG PacMan and Centipede. I was the first kid on my block to have a computer and then I never left my room. My love for role playing games began with King’s Quest. Hearing the theme music takes me back. Typing in requests to search the ground for items or fly on a magic carpet was how I spent all my time. Let’s not forget writing our own game programs for the Apple Macintosh… yeah, I go way back. Getting motion sickness from running through screen mazes was the best feeling then.

As a child, I was completely addicted.  At 12 years old, we got our first Nintendo. Oh man, Super Mario Brothers changed my life. Chasing after mushrooms and sliding into pipes was how I spent most of my afternoons. But once I discovered Zelda, it was on. The Princess and I have a “special” relationship, haha. As I grew older, I was a great girlfriend. I never complained when my boyfriends would want to spend hours on the consoles, as long as we played two-player. I remember when 3DO came out… the very first system that played on cd-rom. There was a game called “Night Trap” which was literally like playing a peeping tom, watching a bunch of hot chicks, including Dana Plato from Different Strokes, run around their house in their undies. The idea of mixing hot girls and video games was something I appreciated before I even got into schmorno (aka p0rn).  I once bought a used strip tease game for the 3DO and I was super mad when the damn thing didn’t work. I should have known that “used” really meant spent haha.

These days, I don’t fight over game time… I have my own system. Xbox Live is seriously my favorite system to play, although I’m coming around for some PS3 action. I’ve always loved the Playstation games… but Xbox stole my heart. I still have an old school Nintendo 64 hooked up to an older TV so I can get my Zelda fix. One of my favorite movies is actually “Scott Pilgrim VS. the World.” Everyone laughed at me when I called out the Zelda song from the Fairy pools… ahhhh memories. If coins would fly out when I hit people, I’d be in heaven. My perfect man is someone who wont steal the batteries out of my controller, or get pissed if I steal them out of the TV remote

PwnedByGirls.com is something that is true to my heart- a way to mix my two favorite things in life… hot cool chicks and my video games. Life just doesn’t get better:) These days, my favorite games are Gears of War, Halo, Grand Theft Auto, L.A.Noire ( so hooked I’ve played til I got 5 stars in each case), some SIMS, and any other RPG that doesn’t suck. I also love playing my XBOX Kinect with the Dance Central… yes, bouncing the boobs up and down while I dance is fun! I am definitely looking forward to what the future of gaming has for me. And now… back into the shadows like a true ninja! Catch me online.. if you can catch a ninja

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